Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Tennessee vs. Texas A&M second quarter



Starting to see why James White maybe doesn't get a ton of playing time. This play would not have gone differently if there had been 10 players on offense with White still on the sideline.


This play was drawn up by Wile E. Coyote at the behest of the Acme Corporation. On it, Trevor Knight had about 5 different things he could have done with the ball but ultimately chose to run full-on into the side of a cliff where he had previously painted an open tunnel.


A tall, slender person running over the middle with his arms raised over his head is like walking through a prison yard with a sign that says "SHANK ME, I'M A SNITCH" on your back. It might not end with a fatality, but thoracic trauma is certainly a real possibility.


Gallant hustles down field on special teams even though he's a bona fide star receiver and surefire NFL draft pick ...


... But Goofus fails to catch slant passes that hit him in the hands AND the face, despite being a five-star high school athlete. 


Might not be your best passing performance when you get your fastest WR lined up on a defensive lineman and hit that defensive lineman in the back with the ball.


Every team needs a player who specializes in trolling opponents. He looks like he's tossing insults at a suspect in police custody. He's the drunk guy at the end of the blackjack table hitting on 17 and winning.


This is the "Justin Evans tackle," where he launches himself at the opponent's torso and hopes for the best. It worked out pretty well in the past, notably against Alabama, but not a great strategy against large, strong, fast people.

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